Film Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Posted: June 18, 2017 in Art for Art's Sake, Burning Car Press, Cthulhu, Film Review, Uncategorized
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During the film I considered suicide. After the film, I sacrificed an ant to Great Cthulhu to thank him/her/it for my deliverance. Under no circumstances watch this film.

Thus ends the review.

  1. Pretty much the worst film I’ve seen since the last worst film. Bad acting, awful script, trash dialogue, sentimental tripe!!


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